HAH!

Rolf loves them back rubs yo!

Then again, I don’t think I know any body who DOESN’T like them a back rub from time to time? I mean, it is a part of your body unreachable. An unknown entity. Always there but never seen. The dark side of us all.

Think about it. Think about how you need a back scratch right now. Right in the centre. Just a fraction up from where your finger ends. From either direction. Now tell me they aren’t important.

Scratch peoples’ backs. It is the right thing to do.