Well that settles it then.

I don’t think Rolf has encountered many ninjas out in the ocean so perhaps that is why he can’t quite pin down what a ninja is. But can ANY of us do this? COULD YOU PIN DOWN A NINJA?

No. No you could not.

Ninjas are trained professionals at, among other things, NOT being pinned down. And they are snappy dressers.

I wish I was a ninja.

I need to come up with a way to sign these rambles off less sudde-